GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a comic book. And t